Per a hidden clause deep within his Philadelphia Eagles contract, Michael Vick can continue to fight animals for entertainment provided that said animal is 1) feline and 2) clad in Juggalo gear; and with the understanding that he only engage in said animal fighting 1) while wearing Gap jeans from 1995 and 2) after rubbing the feline against his denim-clad crotch for an entire verse of “What Is a Juggalo?”

Per a hidden clause deep within his Philadelphia Eagles contract, Michael Vick can continue to fight animals for entertainment provided that said animal is 1) feline and 2) clad in Juggalo gear; and with the understanding that he only engage in said animal fighting 1) while wearing Gap jeans from 1995 and 2) after rubbing the feline against his denim-clad crotch for an entire verse of “What Is a Juggalo?”

POP GOES THE FAYGO!!!!!

POP GOES THE FAYGO!!!!!

Self-aware Juggalo

Self-aware Juggalo

And here’s Goldie to prove that you can never be too old, or too busty, to be a Sexy Juggalette!

And here’s Goldie to prove that you can never be too old, or too busty, to be a Sexy Juggalette!

"Na, usualy a juggalo or juggalette is not some-one you would expect to be down with the clown, What seperates them from everyone else is what they have gone through, some have been molested, some have watched death, some are mentaly unstaible, etc… the whole point is unity, no matter what your story is you have a place with us! Personaly i was brought in by a crack head, now hes completely clean and my best friend, so it works for good! people just read the cover, not the book."
— Best answer I’ve gotten on my Juggalo video.

We’ve got a J.I.T. (Juggalo in Training)

How can Issac switch up his image in order to make a smooth transition in to the family?

"He’ll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit,
Cuz you’re a stupid-ass dumb fuckin’ idiot."
Insane Clown Posse - “What Is a Juggalo?”

INSANE CLOWN POSSE - “What Is a Juggalo?”

What is a juggalo?
Lemme think for a second. (well? )
Oh, he gets butt naked.
And then he walks through the street winkin at freaks,
Wit a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks!
What is a juggalo?
He just dont care.
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks,
He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that,
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish,
And then he starts huggin people like a drunk bitch,
Next thing hes pickin fights with his best friends,
Then he starts with the huggin again, fuck,
What is a juggalo?
A fuckin lunatic.
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick,
Then he jumps out a ten-story windowéééoh!
(chorus:)
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo? if thats what it is, well fuck if I know.
What is a juggalo?
I dont know, but Im down with the clown, and Im down for life, yo.
(end chorus)
(chorus)
(vocal breakdown)
What is a juggalo?
A dead body.
Well he aint really dead, but he aint like anybody
That youve ever met before.
Hell eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
What is a jug-
What the fuck? connec-man, that shits wack.
Dont worry bout my shit, just rap, mutha fucker.
What is a juggalo?
He aint a bitch boy.
Hell walk through to the hills and beat down a rich boy.
Walks right in the house where ya havin supper,
And dip his nuts in ya soupéébloop!
What is a juggalo?
Well he aint a phoney.
Hell walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit,
Cuz youre a stupid-ass dumb fuckin idiot.
What is a juggalo?
Hes a graduate.
He graduated from……well,
At least hes got a job, hes not a dumb putz,
He works for himself scratchin his nuts, ha!
What is a juggalo?
A hulkamaniac.
He powerbombs mutha fuckas into thumbtacks. (bwa!)
People like him till they find out hes unstable.
He sabued ya mama through a coffee table. (oh my god!)

Popular Blogger Sara Liz To LookAtThisFuckingJuggalo: “I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A JUGGALO!!!!!”
i was in my junior year of college and still a virgin.
no big deal.
my friend Angie had been dating this Dude and the Dude just happened to have a single roomate.  we’ll call him Homeboy.  the four of us would go out for karaoke beers. Homeboy swore a lot but i found him  entertaining, and, as these things go, the last couple times we went out, Homeboy ended up in my bed.
i did my best to keep things pretty PG.  i’m not a muslin or anything, but you know, because of my lack of experience with the peen. It usually wasn’t a problem seeing as Homeboy would generally be too drunk to do anything but paw at my boobs for  twenty minutes before falling asleep snoring.
on one fateful night, Angie convinced me to come out to and hang at the bar next door to our fav venue.  Homeboy and the Dude were going to meet us after the show.  the bartender Marty was feeding us shots of some awful combination of liquors and after a while i couldn’t really see straight.  so i head off to the bathroom to do that thing where sitting on the toilet and peeing makes you giggle out loud. you know that famous thing.
eventually i stumble back to the barstool to discover the show next door had gotten out. suddenly, the entire bar is PACKED WITH CLOWNS. not like bozo, but like JUGGALOZO.  i’m talking full on makeup, lots of mad psychopathic gear, ill-fitting 90s style jeans, and i think i even saw an axe or two.  and lo and behold, sitting there on barstools on either side of Angie are the Dude and Homeboy - and they’re DRESSED IN FULL ON INSANE CLOWN REGALIA.  and it finally hit me…
HOMEBOY WAS A JUGGALO.
I barely remember the rest of the night.  there was some shouting.  some clowing.  Homeboy chucking a Faygo Rockin Rye into a crowd of ICP.  a drunken ride home with “Carnival of Carnage” blasting through the speakers.  and before i know it i’m in my bed and there was a penis inside of my vagina and it belonged to Homeboy. i was DOING THE DEED. GOING ALL THE WAY. FUCKING. and just when i started to enjoy myself, well…
POP GOES THE FAYGO.  goodnight, Homeboy.
and the next morning, as my eyes slowly opened and focused on the empty 2 liter bottle at the foot of the bed, my fuzzy brain came to the realization that all this had happened with a dude who was Down With the Clown.
I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A JUGGALO!

Popular Blogger Sara Liz To LookAtThisFuckingJuggalo: “I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A JUGGALO!!!!!”

i was in my junior year of college and still a virgin.

no big deal.

my friend Angie had been dating this Dude and the Dude just happened to have a single roomate.  we’ll call him Homeboy.  the four of us would go out for karaoke beers. Homeboy swore a lot but i found him  entertaining, and, as these things go, the last couple times we went out, Homeboy ended up in my bed.

i did my best to keep things pretty PG.  i’m not a muslin or anything, but you know, because of my lack of experience with the peen. It usually wasn’t a problem seeing as Homeboy would generally be too drunk to do anything but paw at my boobs for  twenty minutes before falling asleep snoring.

on one fateful night, Angie convinced me to come out to and hang at the bar next door to our fav venue.  Homeboy and the Dude were going to meet us after the show.  the bartender Marty was feeding us shots of some awful combination of liquors and after a while i couldn’t really see straight.  so i head off to the bathroom to do that thing where sitting on the toilet and peeing makes you giggle out loud. you know that famous thing.

eventually i stumble back to the barstool to discover the show next door had gotten out. suddenly, the entire bar is PACKED WITH CLOWNS. not like bozo, but like JUGGALOZO.  i’m talking full on makeup, lots of mad psychopathic gear, ill-fitting 90s style jeans, and i think i even saw an axe or two.  and lo and behold, sitting there on barstools on either side of Angie are the Dude and Homeboy - and they’re DRESSED IN FULL ON INSANE CLOWN REGALIA.  and it finally hit me…

HOMEBOY WAS A JUGGALO.

I barely remember the rest of the night.  there was some shouting.  some clowing.  Homeboy chucking a Faygo Rockin Rye into a crowd of ICP.  a drunken ride home with “Carnival of Carnage” blasting through the speakers.  and before i know it i’m in my bed and there was a penis inside of my vagina and it belonged to Homeboy. i was DOING THE DEED. GOING ALL THE WAY. FUCKING. and just when i started to enjoy myself, well…

POP GOES THE FAYGO.  goodnight, Homeboy.

and the next morning, as my eyes slowly opened and focused on the empty 2 liter bottle at the foot of the bed, my fuzzy brain came to the realization that all this had happened with a dude who was Down With the Clown.

I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A JUGGALO!

ICP tramp stamp.  Might as well be a bulls eye.  A bulls eye for the juggablo.

ICP tramp stamp.  Might as well be a bulls eye.  A bulls eye for the juggablo.

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